• me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*
  • father forgive me...the accuracy.
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Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

(Source: hunterraiehorror, via benfuckingbagels)

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I heavily fuck with myself.

(Source: highkeygay, via lil-cleopatra)

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nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

(via xprofessor)

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I hate when the certain food I want is on the other side of the city 😪😪😪
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